Ansem Retort Easy Skankin Apathetic Waffle
The people you love to hate!

Duke is the disturbed creative mind behind Ansem Retort,
the greatest comic featuring a Kingdom Hearts Reality Show
in the world. His hobbies include getting girl scout troupes to call the cops on him,
robbing homeless people, spiking the punch at AA meetings,
and trying to get the 19th amendment repealed. Duke is no doubt going to Hell,
but he? Jewish, so he was always going to Hell, he? just enjoying the freedom that knowledge brings.

Andi is the most awesome creator of Easy Skankin'.
Smokin' hot with a great rack, she enjoys sarcasm to the Nth degree.
Specializing in observational humour, she can probably insult you and
your mom in the same breath without you noticing.
But she doesn't. 'Cause she rocks. :-3 She also loves food and eating.
And she can do so without gaining any weight. It is LOVELY.
Andi also enjoys talking to fans, so be sure to say hi! She doesn't bite.
Much.
And then only by request.


Adomas Fox (it's a stupid name, I know, shut the hell up) is a Canadian/American
in that he was born in Canada but his parents realized it sucked and moved them all
to the US. He plays in a local band (what a friggen Wanabe)
and wants to get a Tatoo.
Likes reading comics but hates the idea of the superhero.
...
Well, what the hell else do you want to know?!